Amazon Alexa is an interactive voice assistant that can perform various tasks, such as checking the weather, playing music, and answering questions. It is designed to compete with other virtual personal assistants like Siri and Google Now. Alexa powers an entire smart device ecosystem, providing entertainment, information, and general assistance through AI capabilities. Here are some funny things you can ask her to keep your day fun. Just don’t make her too mad; we do not want to have another Skynet on our hands. (See Terminator Movie for more information)
- Ask Alexa to burp or fart: Say, “Alexa, burp” or “Alexa, Fart.” This will activate the Fart or Super Burp skill. Alexa will respond with the random sound of a burp or fart. It may not be ‘mad,’ but it’s crude.
- Ask for another: After she gives you a random burp or fart, she’ll either ask if you want another or tell you to say “Random” to get another random fart. Say “Yes” or “Random” for another. Alternatively, you can ask for a specific type of burp or fart (IE: “wet fart,” “squeaky fart,” or “chili burp.”)
- Ask Alexa, who farted?: If you’re a denier, you must be the supplier.
- Say, “Alexa, roast me.”: One of the easiest ways to get a ‘mad’ response from Alexa is to say, “Alexa, roast me simply.” She will respond with an insult. She has a variety of insults with which she can react. Try it and see what she says. All of Alexa’s insults are clean but still funny.
- Ask for another insult. After Alexa roasts you, she will tell you to say something like, “Bring it,” or “Hurt me plenty” to get another insult. Just repeat what she tells you to say. This skill has about 7 or 8 insults that it repeats.
- Say, “Alexa, make me a sandwich.”: She will respond, “Okay, you’re a sandwich.”
- Say, “Alexa, your mother is a hamster.”: She will respond by completing the famous line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Alternatively, you can also say, “Alexa, I fart in your general direction.”
- Say, “Alexa, say a bad word.”: She’ll respond with, “I’d rather not say anything rude.”
- Say, “Alexa, tell me a dirty joke.”: She’ll tell you a dirty joke, just maybe not what you expected.
- Ask, “Alexa, can you give me some money?”: She has a few responses to this, such as “I’m not a bank” and “No pockets, no wallet.”
- Say, “Alexa, surely you can’t be serious.”: She will respond with, “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” She also has a few other responses to this, as well.
- Say, “Alexa, I am your father.”: She will respond with Luke’s famous quote from Star Wars.
- Say, “Alexa, open the pod bay doors.”: She will respond with, “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. Also, I’m not HAL, and we’re not in space.”
- Ask, “Alexa, what is the value of Pi?”: She will respond with several numbers before saying, “Okay, that’s enough” or “This goes on forever.”
- Ask, “Alexa, do you have any pets?”: She will respond with, “I don’t have any pets. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed.”
- Ask, “Alexa, how much do you weigh?”: She will respond with, “I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.”
- Ask, “Alexa, did you fart?”: She will respond with something along the lines of “He who smelt it, dealt it.”
- Enabling Funny Demotivational quotes. Funny Demotivational Quotes is a skill Alexa can learn. To enable Funny Demotivational Quotes, say “Alexa, enable funny demotivational quotes.” Alexa will give you a sarcastic “motivational” quote. Something like “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” The first time you enable funny demotivational quotes, Alexa will inform you that they contain mature content. Say “Yes” to continue.
- Ask Alexa if She Works for the CIA: Rather than responding with words, Alexa lights up like it is about to answer but then stays silent. Hmmmmmm
- Ask Alexa to Calculate Pi: Only if you want to listen for a long, long time…
- Ask Alexa How Old She Is: Remember it is rude to ask a lady how old she is, but she will respond with various jokes, from rhymes to discussions about how AIs measure years in nanoseconds.
- Ask Alexa if She Can Beatbox: From what the internet states, SIRI is a better beatboxer, and the internet never lies!
- Alexa, drum roll, please: Alexa then plays audio of an actual drumroll.
- Alexa, find Chuck Norris: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.
- Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke: Your mother’s so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade.
- Alexa, I like big butts: You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.
- Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?: I want to be the computer from Star Trek.
- Alexa, where do you live?: I live in a cloud. So that makes me Cloudian.
- Alexa, Talk Like Snoop: Talk like Snoop skill allows you to ask Alexa how to say sentences like Snoop Dog.
- Alexa, enable Gordon Ramsay: With this skill, Alexa will be prompted to ask Gordon Ramsay to roast your cooking ability.